Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The DEVIL named Teen.

Alright, I have been negligent, I have been dick, and I have been lazy.

At this point, is there even any weaksaucers left? have you ages ago given up hope for a update, mixed poison into your sanka and then drank it? Is that what happened? you all dead? Well I hope not cause have I got a post for you.

Heres the thing. My skillz? they have degraded into skills... WITH AN "S". Thats right weak saucers I am no longer the asskicking powerhouse that you all worshiped. I have become feeble, indeed the old adage "you use it or lose it" is decidedly true. Why have I come out of hiding you ask? why do you stand in front of us naked, holding the truth? Well, I'll tell you. Me and Joel have been battling, and of course I have been womping him mercilessly. But then joel says, "i have this nephew, and he wants to play us. But the thing is... he's good, real good. and the worse part about it.... he's a TEEN!!!!"

A teen.

I hate all teens, all they do all day is play halo. they have young spongy minds, and lightning reflexes. I cant let this kid stomp me. I WONT let this kid stomp me. This is what I must do... go back to ranked matches, throw myself to the 13 year olds. hone my skills to razor point skillz . It must be done. and you fair weaksaucers will be privy to my progress. I will show you my ups and downs. the teabags, and my pwnage. Hopefully... with a little luck and allot of practice, I will crush joels TEEN nephew under my powerful heel.

expect updates soon


At July 24, 2008 6:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

finally some biannual weaksauce! it comes about as often as i do! (nudge nudge!)

i am verily disappointed in this devolution to skills. i don't come to the biennial weaksauce for no skills. i need skillz! skillz!

a teen? if the teenage triennal weaksauce saw what the adult triennial weaksace was doing with his gameage and pwnage and whatnot, shit, adult halley's comet weaksauce would get pwned! plonk! -jlc


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