Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Assplosion Imminent

Hello My lovable little pocket monsters,

Lets look at terry, he is just standing there... standing there assploding. Why on earth would he do that? Doesn't he know that one of the points of battle is not to get spike grenades stuck to your codpeice? Doesn't he know that entering a battle with me (what with my mad skillz with a Z) is literally the definition of suicide in most dictionaries? you can look that one up, seriously, do it. If your dictionary doesn't have that definition for suicide then its probably gay, and its probably gay with YOU.

On a non halo note, Grand Theft Auto 4 is coming out soon and if I dont have my 360 back from the shop before it comes out you shall all bear witness to massive pwning of microsoft employees on a global scale. I shall brutalize them with my beefy man cannon! I will punch them in the ear! I will kick them in the nutz! All this and more, just because GTA4 looks so bad ass.

My suggestion to you dear weaksaucers is that you all get 360's and play that game when it comes out. you just wont stop creaming your jeans. seriously.


At April 9, 2008 4:54 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

my dictionary didn't have it. -jlc


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